Comic or what?

So when Romeo arrived at Juliet's tomb, Paris was already there with Juliet. Romeo told him to go away but Paris refused. So they fought. When Romeo thought that he had taken out Paris, he went straight to Juliet. He looked at her face as he cried. When he was about to drink the poison, Paris came out of nowhere! But instead of slashing Romeo, he missed and he slashed the vial with the poison! Romeo was completely shocked and shouted at Paris. "Why the hell did you do that? Didn't you see i was about to die anyway?" said Romeo. Paris was also shocked because he really aimed it at Romeo. Then while they were arguing, Juliet woke up from her temporary slumber. They still didn't now she woke up so they were still talking. Then when Juliet started to talk. "Hey guys why are yo--". Paris, with his dagger in hand, accidentally stabbed Juliet! "Oh s***! I didn't mean to! It was my reflexes!". Romeo, seeing what Paris had done has made him lost control and killed Paris. Then he went to Juliet, seeing her dying slowly, he picked up the dagger and stabbed himself as well. Then they died together, holding hands, smiling.